There once was a man who assaulted dames;
He made them cry and called them names.
Tho' no saint he ain't,
Nor a taint he hain't,
Spanky Porky is now the Prez, he claims!
Porky Prez He Says
Spanky Limerick #17, July 2, 2019 on assaulter in-chief
Spanky Limerick #17, July 2, 2019 on assaulter in-chief